i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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