Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
