I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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