I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
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I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
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She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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