Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
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I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
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I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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