I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
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Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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