Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I just found a bag of teeth...
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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