did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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