All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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