What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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