Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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