By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
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i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
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Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
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