Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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