i permit you to call me
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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