we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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