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what?
penguin condom
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
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she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
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What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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