What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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