she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
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Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
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We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
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