I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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