Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
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he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
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Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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