Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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