he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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