Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
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Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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