For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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