I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
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I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
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first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
And then he peed in my hair
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