so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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