Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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