i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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