Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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