For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
your like the ambassador to my penis.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
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