He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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