he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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