I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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