508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
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He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
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After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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