Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
it was like having sex with a tree stump
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
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