Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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