Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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