very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
this boner is exhausting
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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