IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Randomize
