I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
She's the barista slut.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize
