I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
you win again, gameday.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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