Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
My vagina is officially offended.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
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