ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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