Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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