Where are you?
In a non slutty way
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
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then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
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You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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