S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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