No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
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