it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
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