You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
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shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
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It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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