Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
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last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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