shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Church boner. Awkwardddd
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
is that a dick in a sweater?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
