Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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