So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
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I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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