its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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