Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
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There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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