whats a polygalesbian?
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
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Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
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Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.