she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.