so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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