I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
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Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.