She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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