I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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