The maid of honor just puked.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
There r osticjed everywhere
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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