So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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